Janelle Monae: "Tightrope" Video Preview

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A "friend" recently described and wrote Janelle Monae off as "weird". This person also enjoys cottage cheese and probably enters at the front of the shower, and, thus, is clearly not to be trusted.




Yes, this song is even more amazing LIVE.


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Beachbody's "INSANITY" Day 15: Fit Test #2

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I recently began Beachbody's Insanity workout series.


Like all of their DVDs it's a series that pushes you to transform your body in usually 60-90 days. This particular program is 60 days. Back in 2005, I completed Beachbody's Power 90 the DAY before being diagnosed with Lupus. I had great, though short-lived, results: I got VERY ill (read HERE), subsequently gaining 20 lbs from water retention in my legs, only to lose 30 lbs in the three weeks following my hospital stay.

Out here in Los Angeles, I've grown to love my body. With the approach of Spring, I've stocked up on tank tops and plan to wear one as often as possible. While I appreciate my progress, the new goal is to increase strength and buld upon all this Zebra Cake-fed sessy right here.

41st & Central: a must-see documentary

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I am just arriving home after my first viewing (of potentially three) of the long-overdue 41st & Central: The Untold Story of the L.A. Black Panthers. To say that I am overwhelmed is an understatement. I discovered this documentary via producer and activist Jasmyne Cannick's mention via Twitter. Upon further investigation, I happened upon the trailer, as well as the film's history. 41st & Central was first featured as part of the Pan African Film Festival. After selling out for three consective nights and winning "Audience Favorite", it has been revived due to demand for a limited showing March 26 to April 1 during their Encore Series.

The documentary features exclusive interviews with Black Panther Party leaders and members, and is the first of a series covering the lifespan of the Southern California Black Panther Chapter. I let my excitement be known publicly but, knowing my circle of friends and associates, expected to go alone. And I was completely fine with that.

Colored Boy's Weekly Freebie: iDump Pro

By chris.alexander on 5:26 PM

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 As you may have read, my hard drive crashed recently. With that crash, I lost music, movies, TV shows, software, recorded choreography, ALL of my writing and pictures from over the yeras, my ENTIRE Janet collection (tours, remixes, interviews, TV specials, interviews, award shows, etc.), and some....mature viewing material. I was devastated, to say the least. I've begun the long process of finding what I can. The bright side to everything is that that about 85% of my music was backed up on my iPod. While it is hard to remember all the goodies and rare items I once had, the journey has been made much easier by a very valuable program I found a while back.


Years ago, when a bad breakup resulted in the disappearance of my desktop, I found a way to grab music from my iPod to rebuild my collection. Within iTunes, there is no way to transfer files from your iPod back to your computer. iDump Pro allows users to dump your iPod onto a computer, share music on a friend's computer, rip and burn CDs and transfer files between hard drives.


iDump Pro allows you to copy entire playlists as well as any videos you may have on your iPod. This came in handy for me recently, as I have used iDump to trade music with friends to rebuild my once-glorious music collection.

The program itself is free with a fully-functional 30-day trial. That's more than enough time to acquire what you need from your your generous homies. If it expires, just uninstall the program, reinstall, and start over. Shazzam!


Download HERE

Have a Mac? Try iRip: HERE

~colored boy

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This week...

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I've been quite lucky over the past few weeks to witness a number of amazing and inspiring shows. First there was Chonique & Lisette's BRILLIANT piece at Carnival...

not the whole piece, but definitely my favorite part

Then, I saw J*Davey twice in one week...

Meet Queen Jade.

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I attended Rhapsody James' highly-anticipated Siren Assassins show in Hollywood recently.


It's a dance show choreographed, conceived, and directed by Rhapsody James, who choreographed "Freakum Dress" and "Get Me Bodied" for Beyonce, as well as videos for Cassie and the Pussycat Dolls. I spent a lot of time in her class in New York. She is one of my absolute favorite choreographers and teachers. Her style is recognizable, unique, and makes me strive to be a better dancer.

flashack: Boomer's - Hollywood, FL.

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I was browsing some old videos and found this one of M and I on our vacation to Florida in 2007. Here's the video of us on a ride called The Blender. It kicked our asses. Good times.




If you are certain your computer won't explode when visiting a Myspace page, check out the full scoop on your vacation. Oh, memories....


Part One
Part Two


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my life is complete.

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My old hard drive, Brenda, is dead and gone. She now sits on the shelf, about as useless as a dick under seven inches. Geraldine...

a lovely new Western Digital 1TB My Book External Hard Drive JUST arrived and I can begin rebuilding my music (and...adult movie, shhh) collection. *insert just-woke-up-beside-Flavor-Flav-sad-face*

That's hardly the good news. I attended J*Davey's show at The Roxy in West GAYwood last night. Went alone, pregamed in the car with a bottle of Moscato.  


(Note to self: NEVER forsake Uncle Riesling and Aunt Zinfandel for some hipster wine. Not even a shoutout by Drake's droopy face could make me opt for Moscato again.) Anywho, it's cheaper than chasing intoxication inside any club.

Sufficiently buzzed, I entered during Shane Alexander's set. Great voice, he has. Next up: Pollyn, led by Genevieve Artada. They were a surprisingly funky group with some songs that demanded dancing. I obliged.
My favorite from them:

"Shake It Off" 

J*Davey took the stage next. We freaks crowded the front. Pleasantries were exchanged; it was only right since we'd be jumpin on eachother's shoes and elbowing one another shortly. Met a group of dope fellow obsessee's from LA (actual LA natives) that I exchanged info with and will be hanging with at next week's show. 


The curtain rises. The Sex Goddess, Jack Davey, stood center stage demanding noise. They warmed us up with "Come As You Are" by Nirvana before sliding into their tunes. "No More," "Slow," "Crawl All Over" and "This One" (one of my favorite songs ever recorded) had me over the top. Dancing, sweating, and screaming with crazies was the end of a great day. 


They even blessed us with their next single, "Get Together" off their new mixtape, Boudoir Synema. 


Here's another performance of "Get Together."


My personal highlight was when they invited the audience on stage to sweat it out for "End Of Your World (Mama's Back)". I took my rightful place to Jack's right and proceeded to lose my mind. Got elbowed in the side a few times by some chick with a wig that looked....better in a dark club, but it was well damn worth it. After the on-stage dance party, the show ended. It was like a sexual experience, i was that worn out. Got to chop it up with Brook briefly onstage while they handed out autographs, then made my way home.

I spent the morning hunting for pics of that moment, as I am certain I'll appear in any photos of the last song. I was practically INSIDE Jack Davey's jewel-covered vagina. 

 
Jack with Zoe Kravitz, who stepped on my newly-purchased boot TWICE and lived to talk about it

Fellow Genius, Brook D'Leau, jamming in the background getting his Barney Rubble on.

Though I didn't get to hear "Fight The Daylight", I was more than satisfied. The night had all the things you'd expect from a great J*Davey show: amazing music, public lust, welcomed invasions of personal space, and networking. I left a sweaty, voiceless mess. That means the night was a success.

They're performing next Thursday at the Gibson Showroom....with an open bar. This could be trouble. Shortly thereafter, Janelle Monae performs here on the 23rd and 24th. I'll be at all three shows. Please and thanks.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to workout to "Fight The Daylight" on repeat.

*dramatic exit*

~colored boy.
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Living Right In The Age Of Obama, Lesson Two

Dear Black People,

I know we're ashy knee-deep of the Age of Obama, so we may be feeling more aspirational than in years prior. You may have even scaled back your Olde English intake. Good for you. It's great that you want to file your taxes on time, wear clean underwear, and sign up for your own wifi at home, rather than whoring from your paying neighbor. Even though (emphatically points) YOU insist on supporting BET and holding onto kinky twists as if this is some never-ending 1997-themed costume party, overall, I see you trying. Trust me, I do.

All of that is commendable. You may even attempt to pay your bills off (which may or may not be in your child's name), and transition your family into the beautiful world of home ownership. Here in the Age Of Obama, there are some nifty tax breaks and other incentives for first-time home owners. So, again, bravo. On this road to home ownership, however, it becomes necessary for you and prospective mortgage lenders to evaluate your history of debt repayment. They'll look at it all: student loans, bankruptcies, credit card charge offs...everything. They'll even see the note for that ashy 1987 Toyota Tercel you cosigned on for Geraldine, that floozie whose bendy legs and talented tongue had you thinking he/she was THE ONE. You win some, you lose some...but let's not get off topic.

Here's the point to all of this:

P is for Progress

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I spent $175 today. It wasn't on a pricey cell phone bill or some outstanding credit card balance from my short-lived college days. I spent $175 on ME, and this is worth celebrating, in my opinion.

Over the years, in the never-ending quest for "stability" (whatever that actually is), I've grown accustomed to focusing almost exclusively on needs, rather than wants. Rent, gas, food, and phone expenses tend to crowd my mind, leaving little room for leisurely purchases. The occasional thrift store "splurge" hardly counts.

Since pulling my head out of my ass in 2008, and dropping over 40 pounds, one of the few brand new items over $20 I've purchased for myself has been Levi's jeans. Levi's are most flattering. They are stitched with love by precious white Baby Jesus himself, I'm convinced. Few (nonsexual) things top the feeling of crisp, yet-to-be-broken-in jeans. I've allowed myself THAT luxury. But I hadn't purchased new jeans since moving to Los Angeles...in July of last year.