...I still sleep with eyes half-open, apparently. After some splendid baked ziti (which I prepared) and some Svedka vodka, in celebration of the homie Steven's last night in LA, I sat down and dozed off within minutes.

Being the good friend he is, Steven put this pic up on Twitter.



Such a pal, he is. At least I've gotten better at this. Years ago, aside from being perpetually sleep-deprived, I used to carry extensive, one-sided conversations in my sleep. I also used to regularly answer my phone while asleep.

We all have our faults. Sadly, I'm not perfect. Hell, you probably enjoy cottage cheese. *insert judgment*



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