I don't even have it in me to come up with a witty introduction. All I'm going to say is that verbally ambitious (colored) people make life, literature, and social networking impossible to enjoy at times.

Are we all in agreement that CONVERSATE, despite widespread popularity and usage, is not a word??

Okay.

Well, here's a text I received this morning:

Kevin: so you know, we just spent the evening relaxing. Made dinner and CONVERSOUGHT about relationships...

STOP THE WORLD.

Yes. CONVERSOUGHT. Past tense, according to the grammar laws in some parallel universe where Lil Mama, Queen of Invented Words, holds the throne, of CONVERSATE.

Needless to say, I will be sending that person a bill for wasting my unlimited texts. Dickface.

To counteract this infection, I shall fuck a dictionary tonight.

Pray for me.

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