for your viewing pleasure....

By chris.alexander on 12:06 PM

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while cleaning the living room today, i knocked over a stack of my roommate Chocolate Peter Griffin's DVDs. and at the top of the pile?


CHUBBY GRANNY ANAL

...and then my dick fell off.

leYuck.

we all have our fetishes and quirks, but this, i can't even support or vouch for on some "we're all different people with different tastes" type shit. no sir. thank you. goodnight. don't make eye contact with me.


(i've been slacking in general, but i PROMISE that the handful of projects i've taken on are coming. dammit. so bear with me.)




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3 comments/Ashanti Terminator 5000 credits for this post

"Girl you got a creampie like Grandma used ta make."

Posted on November 25, 2009 10:30 PM  

Oh my goodness, you crack me up! "Don't make eye contact with me". How many times have I thought something like that?! lmao.

And then to comment I click on "1 credits toward my Ashanti exterminator 5000"! Too much. Please publish a book one day.

Posted on November 26, 2009 9:46 AM  

I could've gone my entire life w/out knowing that nasty little tidbit about Chocolate Peter Griffin.

*vomits*

Posted on December 4, 2009 6:27 PM