i was recently referred to as a blog snob.

*silence*

fine. i'll take that. here's the thing: (i've said this previously) having a blog and knowing how to write are two totally different things. just because wordpress, blogspot, tumblr, and the like are free, does not mean that you should feel required to snatch perfectly good, peaceful webspace and establish some grammatically-reckless, self-aggrandizing, unimpressive web presence. i see dancers, "fashionistas" (which instantly tells how LOST you actually are), "artists", "writers", and so on, popping up all over the internet, spewing garbage and uncleverly-worded stupidspeak to the world. how grand and amazing can you be? you've no regard for subject-verb agreement!! hmph!

jackass.

...and have the NERVE to badger folks to check out your FAILtastic, vomitacious content?!? boo and bye.

to see so many goddamn linguistic paraplegics raping the beautiful English language (R. Kelly-style, sans lubricant) is frustrating, to say the least. in a perfect world, blogs would have minimal intelligence requirements, and would shut down and explode upon detection of stupidity. or something. but no. folks are running round pretending to be "deep", emo, artsy, aflluent , and brilliant, and are, instead, successfully failing at life. i'm all for freedom of expression, but not when it harms the masses. sir/madam, you "right worst then" you speak, and are morally opposed to spell check. fuck you.

*middle finger*

get a journal instead, motherfucker. keep that lame shit to yourself.

thanks, but no thanks.

down with bad blogs.

judgmentally yours,

alex.

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