that's right, kids: 21 years ago today, her mammy evicted her from her cooch and blessed the world with an all-knowing, wise, unquestionably amazing, stupidity-crushing beacon of light.

yay for the world.

i owe her cases upon cases of chock full o' nuts coffee in exchange for the love, advice, and support she's shown me over the past few years. it's not easy loving a genius like me.

so....check her out, she's got 49 blogs, but here are the only ones you need to be concerned with, mmkay?

your one-stop-shop for any advice you could ever need. Cashawn doles out tough love with class, wit, and, sometimes, a "what the fuck" face. i've seen a few situations that have spoken to me, so i suggest you go check her out, drop her a line, and watch your life change. shizzam!

adventures in nail polish. auntie takes you on her journey through experimenting with nail polish colors and brands. some with glitter, some without. neons, earth tones, metallics...and everything in between. stop by and spruce up those booty-scratching hands and flour-kicking feet of yours.

auntie, PLEASE enjoy your day. in your honor, i shall throat chop 21 hoodrats this week. i LOVE and appreciate you. don't change, unless you become more amazing. that's okay.

love, peace, and frozen margarita mix.

-your favorite gorgeous nephew, alex.

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