how old does this child look?

By chris.alexander on 7:15 AM

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HE LOOKS SEVEN, RIGHT??!??!?

kidding, he's 18 damn months and weighs 40 lbs.

FORTY POUNDS!!

that is TWO of those 20-lb bags of rice i have in my kitchen. TWO of them.

my niece weighed about 30lbs when she was FIVE.


last week, after my niece's graduation, we had some fun in the front yard with Blessed, the "little" boy from next door and Papi, my sister's dog. the boy is hilarious, raised on spare ribs, spinach, t-bone steaks, and Guiness and is endlessly energetic.

he comes from a family of water buffaloes so his...girth...is no surprise.

watch Blessed in action.


video

8 comments/Ashanti Terminator 5000 credits for this post

three things:

1. you ain't right!
2. ...is his name really blessed?
3. you ain't right!

Posted on June 18, 2009 9:19 AM  

Yes ma'am Pam. His name really is Blessed. Blessed, and well-fed, indeed.

Posted on June 18, 2009 9:53 AM  

Since it's not kind to bad mouth children ... his parents need to be drop kicked for naming him Blessed & feeding him like he's thirteen. At least he's active.

Oh & Papi was so through with that little boy. LMAO

Posted on June 18, 2009 11:55 AM  

Where were his parents? I wouldn't just send my 18-month old over to the neighbors to play by himself. Huh. But yeah, they did name him Blessed. Yeah. Ok.

He's cute though. Chunky butt.

Posted on June 18, 2009 2:05 PM  

Yes his parents need to be whooped for naming him that & 2 for letting him be over the neighbors by himself & yes 3 for feeding him like he's 13 SMH. But I agree, at least he's active

Posted on June 19, 2009 11:05 AM  

LOL @ "he looks seven right?" hahaha

Blessed? le sigh.

If nothing else, isnt that name just...fem? IJS.....

Okay lemme go now...

Posted on June 19, 2009 3:23 PM  

Are you sure that lil boy isnt four years old? lol
I would never in my life baby sit him...ever!
lol

Posted on June 21, 2009 10:09 PM  

ooooooooooooh..."cole...you stupid." hahahaha!

Posted on June 22, 2009 12:56 PM