and hello. happy tuesday. it's been a few days since i've enlightened your life, so i figure i owe you for leaving you lonely and depleted for the past week. so. welcome to the first entry of a coloredboy.net triple post!
(applause)
thank you.
alright. i'll start in order of importance. this first lovely jewel strolled up on me last night as i chatted with so and so outside of the negro capital of New York:
dallas bbq. (23rd st location, NOT the coonville in times sq. thank you)
i'd just downed a wonderous tangerine piña colada and was feeling very saucy and bold. then. miss pank strolled by, took my breath away and demanded to be photographed. well, she didn't but her look did. i snatched so and so's cam, sprinted across the street and snapped the following lovely flicks.
now. i deem these pics post-worthy because they will undoubtedly benefit the masses in many ways. first off, it'll show you lame ass broads how to correctly execute the 2009 version of this legendary 'do:
now. i deem these pics post-worthy because they will undoubtedly benefit the masses in many ways. first off, it'll show you lame ass broads how to correctly execute the 2009 version of this legendary 'do:
and it will demonstrate proper usage of the "i'm hot and fuck you too!" attitude.
now, i LOVE keri hilson and her edgy girl antics, but compared to miss pank, she FAILS in every aspect of life.
Exhibit A:
cute. but a total miss.
now, i LOVE keri hilson and her edgy girl antics, but compared to miss pank, she FAILS in every aspect of life.
Exhibit A:
cute. but a total miss.
now, THIS:
Exhibit B:
...THIS is how you crush dreams, shit on every chick within a 3 block radius, and drive broads to suicide.
peep that head nod! she's serving you broads. suck on that!
Exhibit B:
...THIS is how you crush dreams, shit on every chick within a 3 block radius, and drive broads to suicide.
peep that head nod! she's serving you broads. suck on that!Yall, miss pank has got the bangs of LIFE sitting on that head. she's clearly teaching you sad girls that fresh toilet paper rolls (Charmin preferably) are the ONLY way to achieve large, luscious curls. plus, lips bussin' with that color co-ordinated (copyright: Danity Kane) bright pank lipstick and that oversized pank t-shirt.
whatchu know about this?
that LENGTH!
those mysterious dark circles around the eyes!
that volume!
those remnants of yesteryear's microbraids!
the excess space between nose and top lip a la Tracy Morgan!
oh my damn! Lawd i cant take it!
(passes out)
again, ladies. it's 2009. YOU HAVE GOT TO COME HARDER!!
i'm spent. good day.
still feeling empty inside?? meet wind and fire.
whatchu know about this?
that LENGTH!
those mysterious dark circles around the eyes!
that volume!
those remnants of yesteryear's microbraids!
the excess space between nose and top lip a la Tracy Morgan!
oh my damn! Lawd i cant take it!
(passes out)
again, ladies. it's 2009. YOU HAVE GOT TO COME HARDER!!
i'm spent. good day.
still feeling empty inside?? meet wind and fire.
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Miss Pank has left me breathless. Her entire aura says "Ya'll bitches can't come for me!"
*screamsss @ bangs of life* boy u dumb as hell
fierce!
(Fury intro'd me - u are funny!)
Omg@the bangs of life
You are too fuckin hilarious lmao
iQuit u for this ENTIRE post!
P.S. That lady in pank DID give me life though.